3 founding places left · the full works, free
Spinning Jenny Systems

Keep the bit you love.
We'll take the bit you hate.

We're a Manchester AI consultancy for small and growing businesses.

262 years later, it's our turn. For you.

The jenny never spun on its own. A person turned the wheel. Spinning Jenny works with people, not instead of them.

A small Manchester team with thirty years on some of the most complicated jobs on earth. Now we build for the business round the corner. Read our story.

Ask your business anything

From idea, to number, to paper.

Ask your own numbers a question in plain English, across all your tools at once: what happened, where to grow, where you could buy cheaper, and what the rules want from you. Then say "make me a report of that".

Made-up numbers. On yours, it understands any question you'd ask a person, and shows where every number came from.

We'll say your numbers are ready by Monday. Want them on Sunday? They're already there. Nothing to compile.

Who you'll deal with: the people who build it. No account managers, no call centre, no ticket numbers.

See what we've built, business by business · Ideas for yours

Price

Right now

Money can wait. We're floating this out to Manchester first, and we're as interested in friends as money.

3 founding clients get the full works free, for a case study and a testimonial. What founding clients get

Just say hello

After that? Cheaper than you'd think. From £150.

See all the prices
Fixed and written down before we start.
An afternoonOne small thing sorted£150
LookWhere the time and money go. Credited if you go on to a fix£750
One fixOne chore gone, in two weeks or less. Yours to keep, no monthly fee£1,500–3,000
KeepOptional. We keep it tuned as you change, and add the next ideas. Because it all builds on foundations that are already in, each tweak is quick and easy, so it's often less than thisup to £150–300/mo

If it doesn't do what we agreed, you don't pay. How it works

Free · any spreadsheet or CSV

Send us your worst spreadsheet.

The one you're most embarrassed about. Honestly, we've seen worse: some of the worst spreadsheets in the world run some of the most expensive operations in the world. We'll send it back as something much better.

Send it over
  • Any spreadsheet, any CSV. Swap real names for made-up ones first if you like; it works just as well.
  • Back as something much better: tidied, checked, the mistakes flagged, and the answer you wanted from it on top.
  • Our promise: we only use it to send it back to you. We never share it or show it to anyone, and we delete it once it's back with you.
  • Want that in writing first? Ask, and we'll send you a signed NDA before you send anything.

Admin is dead. Creating is the new admin.

Two questions, that's the whole pitch: what do you hate doing, and what would change everything? Tell us anonymously, and let it all out. That's where the gems are. Or just say hello: a coffee, a beer or a call, no commitment.

Rant

Or tot up what your admin costs you in thirty seconds.

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